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Cure for the Zombie Lifestyle


This is puzzle piece #11 from Round 2 of the New World Order Countdown Game. To view the corresponding piece from Round 1, click here.


(This puzzle piece's player contains multiple videos played in succession)


Go to your local chain grocer,
Or a any big box store,

And you'll see people wandering,
In a complete and utter void

(Like remote control zombies,
They buy what they're told.)

Obesity, flu, cancer, diarrhea, cold...
No, their lifestyle never gets old!

With eyes glazed over,
Sluggish to the step,

These mouth breathers wander the aisles,
Without a clue they're being led,

Drug, work, TV, eat, sleep,
Drug, work, TV, eat,

Zombies need to be fed,
Pharmaceuticals and toxic treats,

What's that? Zombie is depressed?
Take these pills - that should help!

Aww... Zombie's penis isn't working?
We've got a pill for that as well!

Do you know how the zombies will pay,
For their food and drug addiction?

When the economy collapses,
Under Chairman Obama's direction?

Social health care will come to save them!
Isn't that the change you wanted?

So you can help fund the zombie lifestyle,
Instead of saving for your kid's college?

I hope you're happy with what you get,
Tax dollars wasted, a drain on your wealth,

To support the Zombie Class,
Who habitually destroy their own health.

I kid, I kid, (Remember this is just a game),

I've got nothing but love for everyone,
For nothing I can complain.

Plus...

A gigantic change in the zeitgeist,
Is taking place today,

It's the mass realization of the uselessness,
Of the criminal FDA.

Plenty are aware of the fact,
More and more each day,

That a toxic tonic of food and drugs,
Will land you in your grave.

But a tipping point has already been reached,
The paradigm shift unfolds,

Where American suckers will soon wake up,
And question what they're told.

Zombies don't live forever,
The truth sinks into their heads,

Bullets are coming at an exponential rate,
To put all the health scams to bed.

So make sure your meat and veggies,
Are as raw as the grass is green,

And wait for the coming health explosion,
Where zombieism becomes obsolete.

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